math is cool. you're pretty cool. i'm cooler. welcome to my thumblr motherbitches.
they say dark people don’t get red.. you’re right. i get burgundy! womp womp.
tef's thumblr.
today is the weekend
why does he still have my name tag on here?
del taco
walk like a model
hot box
zombie attack
the cows.. the cows… theres a lot of them
this is not the bay
are you still trying to open your cookies?
she has big boobie
she has big booty
there’s a lot of billboards
hella quack
for what its worth
community
what time.. jeffan
left then rice
joe, where’s the music
dip cone
tape said if you have tep
tep said to tape the tip of her tits
can i just hold your jacket for a little longer.. im sorry
hey, how long have you worked here?
my scarf covers me up more than your dress
you shoulda told us where you guys went!
i texted the wrong matt
this was the matt i was talking about… ohhh… lol
awwwww matt? I thought matt ledesma was coming
bathroom hand dryers
its gonna be cold, i guess we should wear underwear
aaron?… ian?… evan!
chili cheese fries
is it sadies?
i play against myself
this is claires dress
fack, why are you dressing classy tonight.. no ones gonna believe i borrowed this dress from you!
im dancing with you cuz your sister forced me
limo
i want the black one… his name is jamal
rob and big
costco limes
13th floor on friday the 13th
corned beef hash with hash browns
fainting in line then being put on oxygen in front of the club
claire wearing the longest dress
the girls i danced with smell good
did i dance with any girls?
i think im gonna die
isnt tep enough girl for us?… tep doesnt even want to be a girl
we went to fat burger?
capriotti’s.. its like thanksgiving in a sandwich
tep, here, you left a shirt or a handkerchief in the closet… kuya, its my dress
you can pass for a japanese
are you sure youre not indian.. not your parents? or grandparents?
dolls
everything in this room is small
drot… i mean driod
dunn is dunnzo
one of the best vegas trips ever
birthday bitch
- me:
- happppy birthday!
- kat:
- thanks!!
- (later in the convo..)
- kat:
- dont you have work tomorrow?
- me:
- naw im off
- kat:
- oh wait its veterans day tomorrow
- me:
- duh and its your bday
stiick
- me:
- how's hw going?
- student#1:
- it's okay... um miss stephanie... can i say something?
- me:
- sure, what's up?
- student#1:
- last week you drove my friend to the field trip and he said you drive a car that's loud and has that moving stick in the middle... and i just wanted to say i like it.
- me:
- oh... yeah, i like my car too............ let's get back to your hw yeah? but thank you for sharing!
- student#1:
- okay... you don't get it....
i think this is by far my favorite halloween costume i did. took a lot of time and $$ to make this. i even cut my bangs for leeloo. i’ve been growing them out for months now, but i had to take one for the team and cut it. fak, the suspenders took 2 days to make and once i put it on, the only way to get them off was to cut it. so i didnt get to pee all night! thank goodness the tape on my tights stayed on. i hate forever 21 shoes cuz they’re so cheap. the bottom part of my heel broke. thanks g for helping me find my car! &&& thanks 2fer for running errands with me, spraying my hair with 2 cans of colored hair spray, celebrating halloween with me, and being the sexiest max ever!
highlights:
- “you’re using spray paint on your hair???”
- “we should drop our car in dt..”
- getting my gun stolen in the parking lot 5 sec i step away from my car
- saying “leeloo dallas multipass” all night long
- “hey you’re the girl from 6th sense”
- “you should have gone with no shirt and have your nipples go thru the holes”.. wtf?
- “hi can i have your multipass for a souvenir?”
- “you’re filipino??? coooool me too”
- “i gotta walk with this bitch..” “girl, we’re not going anywhere, you got us kicked out! lol”
- my 2fer losing her scepter, dancing with a monster, && getting us kicked out <3
- freeeeeeeeee drinks && VIP
- etc.. etc.. etc!
overall, i had a good time. i’m already planning on my costume for next year. if anything, i don’t mind rocking this one again cuz shes a cool bitch and the movie rocks. i want to be leeloo dallas in real life! who wants to be my korban dallas?
I found a cool sandwich crust cutter that transforms my sandwiches into DINOSAURS! If only my mom had this when I went to elementary school!
omg. i want.
gotta work on my orange suspenders now.. shits gonna be a challenge.. but at least I have my moooltipass!
lol. hella forgot about this clip.
thanks binny for the well needed LOL esp. after the long and tiring day i had.
my first day as miss stephanie
- boy#1:
- hi.. you're new huh?
- me:
- yes
- boy#1:
- you came on the wrong day
- me:
- how so?
- boy#1:
- because we're crazy and you'll want to kill yourself
- me:
- oh.
- boy#1:
- but welcome to high tech high!
- _____
- girl#1:
- i like your vest and your sweater and your shoes and everything
- me:
- oh thanks!
- boy#2:
- yeah i like your vest and how it rounds your boobs
- me:
- ....
- _____
- boy#3:
- you're miss stephanie too???? so there's two? are you guys twins? you're like mary kate and ashley
- miss stephanie#1:
- because mary kate and ashley have the same name
- boy#4:
- i thought they were triplets.. mary, kate, and ashley
- boy#3:
- i have to give you both new names like nick names
- me:
- well you can call me miss castillo
- boy#3:
- no, she'll be miss mulan and.... you can be miss pocahontas!
- class:
- yeah yeah yeah miss pocahontas! you look like her!
- boy#5:
- she can be jasmine too
- boy#6:
- you guys are racist!
- _____
- girl#2:
- so its your first day
- me:
- yeah, but im having so much fun
- girl#2:
- was it crazy today?
- me:
- pretty much but i think i can handle it
- girl#2:
- well if you think her class was crazy... just be ready for ours
- me:
- i think im ready
- girl#2:
- okay but your the third girl we had. the other two quit because we're crazy
- _____
- boss:
- hey stephanie, i know i said you'll have the 8th grade but we're going to give you 6th grade for after school too
- me:
- ohh okay.. whatever you need me in!
- co-worker#1:
- good luck.. there's a reason why there's no one in 6th grade
- _____
- co-worker#2:
- hey, there's a bunch of candy here if you need it. we'll you're going to need it
- co-worker#3:
- oh, and don't ever hesitate to ever step out of a class to take a break
- me:
- (hella joking) haha to cry.
- co-worker#2:
- haha... pretty much. our offices have good places to hide in. under the desk is a popular one
- co-worker#3:
- yeah, but i prefer the giant bean bag
- _____
- boss:
- hey, stephanie.. did you break down yet?
- me:
- haha no
- boss:
- if you need to, go ahead.. most of the news ones do, if not the first day, by the end of the week
